For the Home: Humor & Fun Traci Kenworth Buyer Beware: Always check for corpses. You don’t want to find someone’s family buried in the basement. Always ask if you can bring a priest to bless the home BEFORE you purchase. Those pesky exorcisms are such delicate businesses. Take care to research if any ghosts are present and use rock salt to dispose of them (thanks Supernatural!) Flowers are a treasure to the home as long as they’re not covered in bugs. Pine doesn’t really make a good tree to have around homes when strong winds are present. Check the soil. If there are black walnut trees around your home, it could lead to poison for plants. Nitch that garden you so wanted out in the country! Frogs love to sneak about porches late at night. In daytime, snakes hang out there and in the driveway after a septic tank is dug. Creepy and a bit of a problem when towing young children about. Avoid long driveways—unless you can find someone willing to plow them in the winter. Likewise, with lawns. Unless you love to do the work that comes with them. What you think is a cozy home may become a collar around your neck in the days ahead. Repairs, financial difficulties, bad neighbors etc. It can
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